fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 month agoThis certainly explains why I've never got cancer.imagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1214arrow-down11
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minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·1 month agoI specialize in the precision extraction of high-value biological samples from porcine models to facilitate the development of groundbreaking, life-saving oncological ocular therapies. https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=linkedin&text=my+job+is+to+get+masturbate+pigs+to+get+semen+to+turn+into+cancer+curing+eye+drops+
minus-square1D10@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoWhen I had a Facebook page under job I put “Caprinae parasite detection specialist” which ment I stand around watching goats shit.
I specialize in the precision extraction of high-value biological samples from porcine models to facilitate the development of groundbreaking, life-saving oncological ocular therapies.
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=linkedin&text=my+job+is+to+get+masturbate+pigs+to+get+semen+to+turn+into+cancer+curing+eye+drops+
When I had a Facebook page under job I put “Caprinae parasite detection specialist” which ment I stand around watching goats shit.