But then the capitalists are like “In the old system some of us got blow jobs and even intercourse. Sure, most of you were left masturbating but for a very few of us it was way better. Don’t you want the chance to maybe be one of the few who get a blow job? How do those handjobs look now that you know there is a statistically low but only asymptoticly low chance that you might get a blow job? Or maybe you’re not greedy. You don’t want the blow job for yourself but to pass on when you’re gone. Think of the next generation. Reject these government mandated handjobs and funnel more excess handjobs up the ladder where we will give a few back down to you and enter you in the raffle for a blow job (terms and conditions apply).”

Most people either choose to enter the raffle or have entered out of necessity even though they are happy with the government mandated handies.