• Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    16 hours ago

    We learned that a lot of jobs are this thanks to the RTO mandates after COVID-19 pressured companies to let everyone telecommute when possible.

    Two things seemed to mainly motivate people to return to office, even though it cost more in commute time and fuel and workers productivity suffered at the office. One was that companies were still leasing office space that was now mostly empty, and that made upper management sad. And the other is that a lot of clerical jobs are just there as the entourage of executive aristocracy.

    The boss missed forcing his secretary to fetch him coffee on command.

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      7 hours ago

      Yeah that’s not a bad point. So many of the outward indicators of status are stripped away when everyone is just sat at a computer doing actual work.

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      11 hours ago

      I hate the entire culture of being in office. Where people are laughing at the boss jokes, only saying what the managers want to hear, and playing politics.

      Covid was really a great time because we could finally produce work without all that, and productivity from the actual workers went up very much. And the people who felt bad at home were the ones who needs the office environment to feel motivated, because they enjoy the politics and social games people play at work.

      I asked many colleages what they like about the office and the answer was always the “social” part, and thats because they don’t have any friends to hang out with after work. That’s super common for the entire working class I believe. We simply don’t have anything except work. How sad is that.

  • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I hate when companies do this at conventions.

    A few times I approached a booth because I heard some good things about them. More often than not it’s an attractive woman who stands there all bubbly to attract engineers. I ask technical questions about the product because I assume that this person wearing the company’s shirt that they actually know something. But then they shepard me to toward the technical staff who are exactly who you expect them to be.

    One time this happened I asked them why they aren’t at the front talking to people and they said their managers wanted someone who could pull people in. I figured out then that the eye candy weren’t even employees at the company.

  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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    1 day ago

    [off topic?]

    I live in New York. The story is that a young English woman comes to New York on vacation. Meets people and has a great time. when it’s time for her to leave someone suggests she look for a job. In those days if you had a job you could get a green card pretty easily. She goes to a job agency and gets offers right away.

    She gets a job at a prestigious firm. The bosses tell her it’s because her English accent is really classy and improves their image.

    The joke is that at home people would know that her accent is not posh at all, but to New Yorkers she sounds like Lady Diana

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      After interviewing for a completely different role, I was contacted and told that although I didn’t get the position, the CEO liked me and wanted to bring me on anyway. My role is mostly to keep the CEO company and assist the actual executive assistant. It’s honestly such an easy and enjoyable job, I love it.

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      1 day ago

      Same in China where some companies hire an English-speaking white dude as a mascot to tag along with executives to give them a more prestigious, international look.

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        1 day ago

        Like the old TV show “Remington Steele.”

        Female private eye creates a fictional male boss so people will take her agency seriously. Pre-Bond Pierce Brosnan played the stooge.

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          There was an episode of Scrubs wherein the female doctor Elliott was given a sexist patient. The patient assumed from her gender that she was a nurse, so she invented a fictional male doctor named Elliott and claimed that all of her directions were being relayed from that individual.

          I don’t remember exactly how it panned out. It was only one episode, not a major premise.

  • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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    1 day ago

    Me except the vibes are depression and the outfit inspo is what the power rangers normally wear when they’re at school.