Another Sapiens reader. Look, I don’t care how uppity those maize are – there’s no way they trained us into cultivating them, we slaughtered their brothers and sisters and kept only the tamer, weaker, fatter renditions that we could use for our own means. If that benefits them, then they’re psychopaths.

Corn is not sentient, and I will die on this hill!

Oh really?

Then let’s accelerate climate change. I won’t let those green fuckers win