potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?imagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1786arrow-down148file-text
arrow-up1738arrow-down1imageAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square73linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 days agoI’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
minus-squarebranch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·edit-25 days ago https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoI can do it just by touching myself.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoI can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoI used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening. The lotion agenda hates this.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·5 days agoI like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.