Imagine spending millions of dollars on an ad that costs your company millions more in lost sales

One of my dicks in one of the buns

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!

People started referring to Glock handguns with extended magazines as ‘Gluzi’, being short for glock-uzi.

The Uzi is another gun with a commonly extended mag that pokes out the bottom of the grip, hence the comparison.

The slightly derogatory ‘Gluzi’ became ‘Glizzy’

Now, another more derogatory nickname for a gun with a mag that sticks well beyond the handgrip was “Hotdog” because, well it looks like the sausage sticking out the end of a hotdog bun.

So people are calling these guns “hotdogs” and “glizzy”, and so naturally, at a barbecue somewhere where the sausage was notaby longer than the bun, someone must have started referring to their extended sausage hotdog as a “Glizzy” as a joke, comparing the sausage to the extended mag of a Glock, and it stuck. The comedy lives in referring to an innocuous food item as a weird looking, often gang or crime-associated style of gun. Maybe because there’s a high chance of encountering both kinds of Glizzy at certain barbecues, and bystanders are subject to the ol’ switcharoo when one person asks for a Glizzy, and received a hotdog. Or maybe they asked for a hotdog, and recieved a gun, IDK I wasn’t there.

You can, but she might have you shot for it

Well I’m sold

Was it, though?

It’s so brave of you to come out, especially around these parts 🙏

Fucking Russians, man!

These baby giraffes, they die painlessly?

Oh yes, once the acid dissolves all their nerve endings, they stop feeling pain! Then they die!

Turkeggistan

😜

The word has lost all meaning now

“Say what you like about North Korea, they got guts.”

No, I don’t pull the lever. I don’t want to wait for it to do infinite loops to see the gore and carnage of running over a bunch of people.

The stocks who’s value is based on the purchase of ram you just made using stocks as payment? Seems perfectly logical to me.

Use up all your sick leave, put in a workers comp claim, get the union involved, and just milk it until they fire you.

Steal their pens and paperclips as well. Maybe a rifle or something too.

So is executing unarmed people in the street but that seems to be where the calvinball game is at.

Me finding out 2000 years too late that she was flirting with me