The front fell off!

Why, the hairy little sumbitch don’t even eat!

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

     ~Mitch Hedburg~

Must be the coffee and fruit shutting my brain down already. I didn’t even catch that. Now I gotta live longer accidentally doing the right thing!

I drink coffee and eat fruit every morning. I’ll let yall know if I die early on account of it!

Much easier to dress up as a disgusting republican woman than to dress up as a natural beautiful democrat woman.

If it could be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!

I am an accredited Poochie Protection lawyer. Please call me when you feel safe. My work is pro bone o.

Dude you forgot a couple of ha’s in about the middle of your opinion! Easy mistake though, even I almost missed it. I fully agree with you by the way!

M aga’s

A lways

G et

A ssfucked!

Then again it’s much better to be pissed off than pissed on!

There wasn’t any blockade until Lord Feltersnatch started causing trouble!

I guess you’re going to tell me that a robot is doing all the stud service! Kinda jealous now.

I think Gus is waiting on a special Chewy box!

Well no treats for that fucker then!

The evidence before the court is incontrovertible

There’s no need for the jury to retire

In all my years of judging, I have never heard before

Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law

The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother

Fills me with the urge to defecate

Since my friend you have revealed your deepest fear

I sentence you to be exposed before your peers

Tear down the wall

You’re damn straight I’m gonna give that sumbitch a bone! Whole dang bag matter of fact!

These people are still living in their nice little worlds when the apocalypse comes with their nest eggs of food thinking about how they’re gonna help their neighbors. Your whole world has been upended and you’re playing Mr Rodger’s neighborhood. Yea right!

Come on now

I hear your feeling down

Well I can ease your pain

And get you on your feet again…

Not to mention that some sumbitch will just break in and steal all your stock. You’re just saving up shit for the next biggest bully.