It’s a guy called Tango. Pretty much the opposite of what his appearance would suggest. Does a fair bit of charity work as well, after his daughter died.

As you leave the home countries, letters and even whole words will be omitted as part of the local dialect.

Upgrading every two years because the old one broke, rather than because of a crippling addiction to consumerism?

My OLED TV is currently 9 years old and has no noticeable burn in. Used for a lot of gaming and video.

I probably wouldn’t use it for general PC productivity work though, and tbh isn’t suited for it anyway. Odd sub pixel layout for a start, text looked bizarre.

Yes, I’m sick of morning people getting all the good stuff. I want to come home from work and sit in a cafe/bakery and eat nice things.

Got mine for about 80 quid. Barely used it, but couldn’t really say no at that price. Worth it just for Wind Waker.

He sure gets around.

Almost as if they’re paid by the token…

Chicken tikka.

Come on, you really think you’re that much better than English food?

The most popular Scottish dish was invented by a Pakistani and everyone thinks it’s Indian.

If Anthropic don’t know you write shit code and want to tear down their entire world, what the fuck are you playing at?

Just out of curiosity, what colour are those states on political maps?

Last hotel I stayed in there wasn’t even a view. The window just looked onto another corridor, and had some paper over it.

I remember them sticking a 1 on the left of the displays until they got ones with an extra digit…

I’m surprised Giuliani even gets mentioned any more. The last vestiges of his credibility ran down his face at the whole Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle, and the least said about the Borat thing the better…

They’re all over Facebook. I don’t know why people do it, it makes them look like scam companies that don’t exist. All with that same horrific dead smiling AI face.

I remember using it when it was Star Office… Think it got given away on a cover disk on a magazine.

And Hill’s biscuits. They’re the only people who can fuck up a custard cream. Mind boggling.

The People Of Tranquility Have Taken Advantage Of Our Generosity For Too Long. From Now On The Sea Of Tranquility Shall Be Known As The Sea Of America.

Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter.

The comic sans really lends an air of solemnity to the whole thing.