I leave my phone on do not disturb, all of the time. I make it a point to tell people that when I give out my number, so they never expect an immediate answer or response. The phone is there for my convenience, not so others have me at theirs.
And that’s why the French call iit eau de toilette.
It means you’re thinking thoughts an idiot is incapable of thinking. Idiots lack introspection and the ability to ponder the abstract. You haven’t been baited or exposed.
Ditto, on all on the above.
No. God is a moniker given to the voice in one’s head to explain it to those without one. Read Gods, Voices and the Bicameral Mind by Julian Jaynes.
No one ever does. Solipsism 101.
We all will. They’re relentless, ruthless and lack empathy. I’m just enjoying the ride for what it is until it’s my turn to be targeted and evicted.
You recognize that your experience is simultaneously unique and universally shared. Help those you can, in whatever way you can in methods that originate from love and compassion. You suffer this existence because it is unavoidable, but it is also finite. Hyper fixate on the perceived good that remains. Magnify it. Embody it. Expand it. You cannot avoid negative, but you can accept it is inseparable. Comprehend that anything that is negative is only negative because you perceive it as such. But it is necessary. You can’t have up without down, there is no light without dark, and contrast gives meaning to everything. Find good in the bad. Cherish it, appreciate it, and persist for it. Everything ends eventually, make the most of what you have while it exists. Don’t get caught in loops. Learn the lesson an experience provides, then leave it behind. Stay in the moment. Regret and longing numb your reality. Focus on the perceived positives and relish them. They are always there, but sometimes you need to be still to observe them. Practice mindful existence. Each thought is a bus, and you have no obligation to ride. Attempt to observe, experience and be, without judgement. Just appreciation.
Nope, just verbose and insightful in a way that needs to be studied while cross-eyed. Preferably while inebriated for maximum comprehension.
She actually makes sense to me. Maybe I’m a nut, too 🤔
It’s the same reason I regularly hand out death threats to people eating meat, driving cars, and creasing the corners of books as a bookmark. It’s imperative that they know I’m judging them, and I’m really important, so they need to be threatened with death on the regular for not agreeing with me.
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!
I thought the Maid Skater was bankrupt at first.
Looks like he bent a paper clip to restore the bounce to the clip that springs open to hold the keyboard up at an angle, which is better for your wrists than typing on it while it’s flat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah the cow is back! Back, back, back from it’s magical journey.
Weird. I could have sworn it said New Year’s Eve. Must not have been fully awake yet.
What would the fly even wear? Most outerwear would interfere with their wings.