A Day of Summer. A Psychopath. How To Lose A Guy In A Day.

The Trump Fyre Phone 8, with the all new AI Lib detector and automatic reporting to ICE whenever a person of color is detected within 50 feet.

brb, off to make an educational video on the merits of announcing “no homo” and how the simple declaration can restore order and civility.

that’s why they keep the watch on during. unscrupulous sex worker might try to scam an extra hour out of them.

ding ding dong

Rile up your local gen Z today.

I somewhat modernized my old 160GB iPod with this board and a larger battery that seems to last for several days between charges. Oddly, only my Windows install of iTunes detects and syncs with it properly. Any modern version of Apple Music on MacOS sees it as an iPod but tells me to reformat every time.

I find it to be absolutely essential for long trips since Apple Music on Android will automatically “manage” my downloaded songs and I can’t listen to them offline anymore once airborne and flying over an ocean.

I look at the Death Stranding games as a modern Oregon Trail.

My early purchases from iTunes had DRM. Then they shifted to no DRM and offered a way to get previous purchases DRM free. I don’t think i did that for a lot of songs as my older purchases still get downloaded as .m4p files.

There’s gotta be a megazord term for porn addicted Arsenal fans.

You’re a fucking beacon in the dark state of the internet. Fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck fuck.

Don’t forget about the laugh.

or a high speed train… IF WE HAD ONE

he cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers

I suppose watching my coworkers have meltdowns when it breaks something they’re working on is pretty entertaining

The place I worked at had a fraction of that space to work with and management just didn’t care. They left it up to the servers to let them know when we were low or out of a particular syrup and it was only me and one other server that bothered to do it.

Been out of the service industry for a while now, but I still have nightmares about being out of Dr. Pepper during a Friday dinner shift.

so chè Thái with things you can find at a western culture supermarket?

I had a bigger problem digging out the syrup I needed from the haphazardly stacked boxes of other syrup

Fortnite skin in their likeness, where Sweeney “only” takes 12% of the proceeds.

Part of me thinks he watched some inspiring monologue in a movie or show where the character takes an unrelated topic and ties it back to the previous discussion to great effect and thinks “oh that’s easy, I could do that.”