ParlimentOfDoom

It’s been tough battling the cravings…

Yesterday

Not fat enough

It wasn’t required for millennial men to get the vaccine. It’s only recently they started pushing for everyone to get it.

Sorry, no. If you can train someone how to do the job within an afternoon, it’s not the kind of “skilled” people are talking about. Moving like a healthy human is not a skill. We are built to carry things. Being pedantic about it helps no one.

I don’t think you understand how idioms work

Stop buying remakes. This is why we’re here. People keep buying the same low effort rerereleases and they think they can just print money

Not getting prosecuted for something doesn’t automatically give you the authority to actually make the thing happen.

I’ve already won by not buying their shit.

Just like all the “for the kids” bullshit excuses to enact draconian population monitoring, this system will make it harder for small manufacturing shops to compete with the mega corps.

You missed the important part where this is just one of thousands of races going on in the country. It’s a comedy show, they’re not going to spend an entire week doing interviews for one single race.

So…not entanglement at all, then.

I think the same thing about the service reps.

I just moved, you have my router registered to a different region, please transfer it.

Have you tried rebooting your router?

We’ll send someone out to check your wires.

3 transfers later your router was registered to a different region in our system, it’ll take a day for the transfer of these 16 bits to happen.

Repeat next move.

The only way that an observer can see a message arrive first before it was sent is if that message was also faster than light.

The propagation of the information that the signal was sent will be travelling before the information of the result starts to propagate. So even if the message is sent equal to light speed, there’s only one point on the two expanding spheres where the cause and effect appear simultaneously. That message you’re observing would have to move quicker than light for any observer to be overlapped by the effect bubble before the cause bubble reaches them. Both of those bubbles expand at the same rate.

How are you beating an ftl signal with your own ftl signal if you’re relying on information that is moving at light speed to react to?

I’m aware. It’s a trash experience currently. But that won’t stop them from pushing it anyway, now that personal machines are being priced out of the market.

If they see the message arrive, it has already been sent (and received). Not seeing it get sent yet doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened yet. You’re not accounting for the frame of reference translation involved. Some of the information in your example has travel time. None of that information starts traveling before the things that created that information occurred, though. Even if it might look like that from some perspectives. It won’t look like that to others.

Why do you think they were murdering so many journalists?

The lack of affordable consumer: harddrives, ssds, RAM, and gpus will do that long before they get this working.

I’d argue that that would be breaking our ability to properly interpret causality, not that causality itself breaks. Things still occur in the order they happen regardless of what order we see them happen from different perspectives.

It was inevitable.