You are literally sitting on a water chair and not hydrating?

Now I’m imagining your in game nemesis following you into various pause/configuration windows if you take too long.

Weaponized avian flu distribution vector.

Seriously. The dudes thorax looks like he’s had extra organs installed ‘just in case’.

He needs two livers to process all the research chems he probably stacks every day.

Who would play the young upstart that idolizes/challenges a grizzled and worn out Julia Roberts?

Talk to the hand. You aren’t all of that and a bag of potato chips.

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:The sound of a thousand dicks ripping when the single African character was found in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 :

BlaCk pEopLe neVEr wEnt tO EurOPe iN The MiDdlE AgEs!

They would buy the $1 drink and secretly pour it into their $20 Maga cup, walk around showing it off, never shut up about how great it is.

What if we build it on a repurposed oil tanker and park it in the great Pacific Garbage Patch?

That would have been amazing, but no. In the late 90s/early 00s Polaroid was struggling and slapped their name on a bunch of shit products. Still kinda does.

It’s weird to think that 1 Hour Photo processing pretty much killed the instant camera, then digital killed 90 percent of actual film processing. Every once in a while somebody comes out with a pocket sized digital printer that can turn your phone into a convoluted Instax, but they are always shit quality or one of the consumables required for the process cost way too much.

I hate that Pink Floyd guy.

I misread the first line and saw Gus instead of Gaius.

Now I wish there had been a horny Emperor Gus.

My mom probably still has the amazing Polaroid digicam that I bought on clearance around 99. It could store, like, 20 VGA images on the internal storage. It took around 5 seconds to capture an image that looked like it had been forgotten at the bottom of a half eaten bowl of ramen.

I unfortunately like bananas when they are browning and only enjoy them riiight before it’s too late. I don’t even bring them home anymore because fruitflies are pretty much guaranteed.

Wow. I’ve been ignoring Windows 11 for 5 years now?

I watch Sam’s stuff on YouTube, and he is a super creative tech weirdo, not a pop star.

Kind of mind boggling that he was selected for this competition.

I doubt his member could choke anything larger than a teacup Chihuahua.

Thankfully, it still has acid to soften up your teeth, pleasing the Secret Cabal of Dentists.

I would be so much more interested in Shakespeare if the cast were replaced with giant war robots.