Yes, this person really could use some help understanding Christianity. It might be an interesting eye opener for him.

Note that he never promised those dollars to be US dollars. Re-watch it if you don’t believe me. It could be e.g. 5000 Guyanese Dollar. They even have a nice 5000 dollar note, which would buy you a McDonalds “meal”.

There is no reason for “Gouda” coming from French. The Dutch have been quite able to trade with England, especially London, for a long time, and have contributed to the English language all on their own.

Even in English, nouns have gender, even though the articles don’t show it.

Do you really believe someone who voted for Trump to be smart enough to recognize this as a scam?

Although, I just saw the snippet of his promise on TV, and noticed that he said ‘dollars’, not ‘US dollars’. So it could be ‘Guyanese dollars’. They even have a nice 5000 Dollar note: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KLAAAeSwd8Vqf7s7/s-l1200.jpg

It would still be aboutish 24 us dollars each.

But as stupid as Trump voters are in the first place, they are bound to believe him. Regardless that the promised DOGE checks have somehow disappeared…

Oh yes. The good old vowel shift, and the many faces of e.

It would still be a mixup. Starting from Celtic, then western Germanic (Angels and Saxons), Latin, northern Germanic (Scandinavians) already form a wild brew. French is only the latest major addition.

The French have more than enough cheeses on their own.

Gouda is Dutch. Definitely. I’ve been there. I’ve bought the cheese there.

Well, the average Trump voter is probably stupid enough to fall for this lie. And he might even get some desperate stoners and junkies to vote for him…

With so many Americans reading at 5th grade reading level, isn’t this aiming above the mark?

And he has to write bad checks for that, as he has nowhere close to that money to distribute.

Why would he plan a gig in Israel in the first place, anyway?

Recommendable.

Nope, the biggest problem is the vowel shift, but that is a complicated topic. Read “Why Q needs U” for details. Thanks to RobWords for that book recommendation!

Him speaking might be the best booster for the Democrats. Maybe he shits himself live in front of the cameras.

“If you have done nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide.” Isn’t that the mantra of the police and secret services everywhere when they demand more intrusive snooping rights?

So what do they do wrong that they suddenly have something to hide?

Keep in mind that this party is under observation for their Nazi tendencies, and fulfils a good number of criteria for getting prohibited as a party, something that is really really hard in Germany.

American Nazis like Musk and Trump sent their congratulations to the AfD. Which tells a lot about them.

The only upside is that they won in Saxony-Anhalt. Which is the most neglectable and backwater state in Germany, with only a very small fraction of Germany (about 2% of the population). Their win is mainly based on promises they simply cannot fulfill, so if they manage to form a government, they will disappoint their big time from day one. They might terminally fuck up Saxony-Anhalt, but that’ll be no big change - that state already is a lost case.

Well, at least we know who The Asshole of America is.

Yep. With a short introduction which laws and regulations are new, and maybe a reminder about older rules that are not followed as they better should.

And: you should have to bring a current first aid course certificate and a doctors note on how good your eye sight is.