He’s not wrong. I think we’d all love to see trump put a round or two into his own head, trapped like a rat in a bunker.

Every single pensioner drinking their burning hot lava soup.

He looks like the AI is constantly whispering what it will do to him if he stops.

Duh, bridges.

Big enough to eat mice.

There’s a spider in my garage named Shelob. She eats mice. I live in Scotland and this is not normal.

At least I don’t have to set mice traps.

It’s only aladeen.

Peasant.

Matt Dillon killed something like 400 people over the course of gun smoke.

Hello Danny.

The shittest week, 3rd week of February.

Finger paint.

Faraguillotine.

I’m glad my fish don’t have buttons.

We can but hope.

Squeeze past with an armful of saws.

Something something free market.

Drink up me hearties, yo ho.

He looks like Austin powers lost his mojo.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she’ll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she’ll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird; How absurd to swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she’ll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat; Well, fancy that, she swallowed a cat! She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she’ll die!

There was an old lady that swallowed a dog; What a hog to swallow a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she’ll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat; Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat! She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she’ll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow; I don’t know how she swallowed a cow! She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she’ll die!