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Cake day: September 28th, 2023

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  • An Essex girl is involved in a car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on the scene.

    Medic: “I’m a paramedic and I’m going to ask you some questions. OK?”

    Girl: “OK”

    Medic: “what’s your name?”

    Girl: “Sharon”

    Medic: “OK Sharon, is this your car?”

    Sharon: “yes”

    Medic: “where are you bleeding from?”

    Sharon: “Romford, mate.”

    (I was born in Essex so I think I’m allowed to tell these :p)