The source of all human misery? Oh man, as if I didn’t feel the pressure enough already…

At the very least spaciesist.

Boss, I can’t make it to work today. There’s a cat on my car.

Well don’t leave us hanging! Did you die?

Woohoo! Bucket list complete!

They really paywalled dark mode? That move alone is incredibly dumb. Surefire way to alienate potential new users before they’ve even tested anything serious.