You forgot to include nuclear waste and finger nails. Rookie mistake.

If you want exact syntax free of cultural influence stop speaking English and make up your own language.

Worry about your own fucking storefront. There’s a lot of worrying that needs to be done.

Valve is supporting windows 10 even better than microsoft

It’s kind of hilarious that a word literally derived from “awoken” in pronunciation, spelling, and meaning is these people’s prime insult.

Of course there’s a ready-made, detailed FAQ list for anyone who asks that question. I don’t know why I didn’t expect that.

I can’t promise I’ll read all of that, but then again if I can’t read up on something then maybe I should stop publically calling things into question. Thank you for taking the effort to provide this information.

Yeah the extra dexterity really helps it fire the destructive laser beams

Mine can only speak in sign language

Cool, but… What do we do? What’s an alternative solution?

The voice is coming from her crotch…

This meme is funny because it implies most north Koreans are allowed to use Twitter.