Great quote. Also, worrying quote.

“Apple TV” isn’t a real TV channel.

Therefore:

Strange Planet is now streaming on Apple TV not available yet

Or

Strange Planet is now streaming downloadable on Apple TV piracy.

When they functionally banned pornography in the UK, someone made use-their-id.com which generates driving licences (for satirical entertainment purposes) of the politicians who supported mass Identity Verification.

I hear that it is apparently accepted as a driving licence on some pornography sites.

When one of those sites gets their ID-storing database hacked, I’m sure we’ll find what we knew all along: Keir Starmer is a wanker.

Perhaps this one: https://feddit.uk/post/8386429

Somewhere in your country there’s an avante-garde arts music collective, about to produce an orchestra, made up of 300 old Motorola Razr phones, and it would be the best performance of their lives, but they’re just lacking that one cable to make it all work.

Find them. You’re their hero.

What a bell-end.

No, shan’t.

…as long as one of them can drag Nigel Farage down with them too.

“STEAM” is Stem, but with recognition of the part that creativity and the arts play in science, technology engineering and maths

It depends what you want to be free to speak about.

“All the environmental stuff is false and climate change isn’t real” = This is acceptable free speech in the UK.

“COVID was all lies and isn’t real and everyone who died was faking it” = This is acceptable free speech in the UK.

“Let’s kill foreign people and sink their boats so they all die” = This is acceptable free speech in the UK.

“Trans women aren’t real women and they shouldn’t be allowed to use public toilets, vote or have jobs” = This is acceptable free speech in the UK

“We should form a mob, burn down half of our local city centre, destroy scores of local small businesses, drag foreign-looking people out of cars, sexually assault any foreign-looking women we see and basically trash an entire postcode of a city causing fear and terror to everyone who lives there” = This is acceptable free speech in the UK, and what poor, adorable, misunderstood patriots they are.

“I’m not 100% convinced that everything Israel does is entirely perfect” = This is NOT acceptable free speech in the UK. You are a terrorist, we will send 12 officers to kick the shit out of you, and then you will be arrested and locked up for months without trial, then convicted as a terrorist.

Great, thank you :)

Also, sorry about Brexit. Literally not my fault.

“Oh sorry, you meant that kind of delete. Yeah, I see the problem now - you see, ‘delete’ is one of our internal terms for ‘sell the data to anyone who offers enough money’”

This is great - is it just the EU currently, or wider Europe? I ask as someone from the UK

Now say the 2nd bit!

Which person was heavily involved in Brexit, perhaps even leading a party named “The Brexit Party” (which has now rebranded as a political party pretending to stand up for British interests), whilst clearly being an absolute traitor to both Britain and humanity in general?

For Real Americans, the Eiffel Tower is 162 Hulk Hogans high, and weighs approximately 72993 Hulk Hogans.

Can I have 100 tabs open in each browser window? I want to maximise my ADHD browsing setup.

That seems a very sensible way of doing things.

Half of the UK didn’t want to fucking leave in the first place.

Oh, I fully support a powered mower, it’s just where I live now has less than 2m² of grass :)

I’d love to have a big enough garden to cut the grass with a cool little lawn-mowing car thingy.

I cut my grass by hand with what basically amounts to “a big pair of scissors” :)