That’s crazy. I’ve only had one encounter where the bear didn’t just take off the moment it saw or heard me. And that was when I was driving and one was crossing the road. I laid on my horn and it just looked at me like, “WTF”, and continued on his way across the street.
Hello from the 12 kg version
Too cute! Give Vivvy some scratches behind the ear and tell her thanks from me
My wife got a better shot where you can see all 3
Fun enough I had to hold my wife back once when someone threatened her sister. My sweet southern suburban wife, who loves nothing more than to curl up with a nice book, makes me capture bugs and take them outside, would starve herself if it would help others, and I compare to Snow White, went complete and total beast mode.
The guy was a piece of shit and kicked down her door at like 2 am. So we rush over there to help her out. Dipshit shows back up trying to apologize. The second he gets out of his truck, I saw a look on my wife’s face that I’d never seen before, and haven’t seen again. She grabbed a bat I had with me and went straight at him. I had to wrap both my arms around her and use my entire body weight to stop her. The look on the dude’s face as he hightailed it out of there was priceless.
These are black bears that are pretty harmless. Most people think of them as oversized raccoons. Just don’t sneak up on them or get between a momma bear and her cubs. They will run away if you yell and clap your hands at them.
Most human incidents with them are caused by people trying to protect their pets. Which I can totally see because my 30 lb dog will bark and run right towards them like she can do something to a 300 lb bear. Which is why I keep her on a leash. Especially this time of the year.
It was actually 3 cuteness, and one danger. The others were on the other side of momma
For real. Momma even stopped under a tree to feed them. If she couldn’t rip me apart I would have gone out there.
Once
You’re just trying to save all the snuggles for yourself
No but momma did get into someone’s trash and decided to drag it to the woods next to me before ripping it open and spreading it all around. That wasn’t fun to clean up.
That’s pretty much how it went when I got home, plus plenty of belly rubs. I think I’ve been forgiven.
I’d add Some Like it Hot to this list.
I never would have ever watched a black and white Marilyn Monroe movie if my wife had promised to watch T2 in exchange for me watching it. It was absolutely hilarious. The chemistry and comedic timing between Monroe and Jack Lemon is wonderful. The story holds up and has one of the funniest ending scenes ever.
Blues Brothers - I’m not the type of person who can rewatch movies often but I watch this at least 2-3 times a year.
That’s why I stick with contoso and fabrikam.
Y’know what, I can’t bring up my kids in a church whose authority system is based entirely on the size of fuckin’ hats, okay? That’s apparently how the Catholic church is run. The bigger the hat, the more important the guy, right?! Priests have no hats, Cardinals have those little red beanies, the Pope has a collection of big hats. God must have a huge fuckin’ sombrero up there in heaven, huh? “Look at me, I’m God! Look at the size of my hat, who else would I be?!” “I don’t know, lead singer of Los Lobos? I don’t know! You tell me!”
Denis Leary, Lock ‘n’ Load
Everything Everywhere All at Once - it’s hard to describe without spoilers, so if you haven’t seen just go watch it
Ketchup is a smoothie, fight me Cookie Monster
Yeah but the ending was a real cop out
She really is. I had to chase her off later in the day after she got into someones trash and ripped apart an entire bag of kitchen trash in the woods right next to me. Guess one of my neighbors bear proof trash can wasn’t that bear proof.