I LOVE my Breville toaster oven/air fryer. I got mine secondhand because they are pretty expensive new. I use it nearly every day and have been for the last two years. It shows no signs of stopping (but it needs a good cleaning… Oops.)

I used to love the Pokemon games.

They are not good.

My tits would absolutely demolish that bra. 😭

Ugh, I’m staring right down the barrel here.

I don’t care much for breakfast in general, but veggie sausage is fucking delicious.

doorbell rings

It has been a while since I thought about “lacto” or “ovo” as a descriptor for vegetarians!

Hey, now. Manipulating someone to do work for you and then taking credit for the whole thing is also fucking!

Your left foot is a fan of Bonnie Taylor. This is normal.

This is how I learned Ian Watkins is dead.

Good.

Looks like a book strap, for a person to transport books, like to school. Not used much because backpacks and satchels are much better for this job.

I got my tubes tied. (It was a LONG hunt before I found a doc that would do it.) I’m fortunate periods don’t bother me a whole lot, so the risk of vaginal prolapse doesn’t seem worth it at this time. But I may in the future.

They do not typically give local anesthesia for implants (at least IUD) in the US. I hear it is common outside of the US.

I did the whole thing white knuckled. Both insertion and extraction.

Mine was trying to expel itself and it was so painful I was apparently “ashy colored” according to colleagues and sweating due to aforementioned pain. The cramping was about as bad as labor pain.

The string was wrapped around the device and wasn’t accessible from outside of the cervix, so the doctor had to dig it out with forceps (?)

At least after it was out, certain symptoms I had for years disappeared… So yay for that!

It turns out that level of pain is not normal. Oops.

My friends told me I should try the arm implant. After the rotten luck I’ve had with hormonal birth control, no thanks!

That is the better half of the dog though. The other end is where the farts come from.

I’ve been on both sides of it. I far prefer the quarters/physical cash over the app nonsense.

I like GOG because I wanted to have the games forever unlike with Steam where they COULD take it away. Sigh.

Interesting. I would have thought that the primary audience of Grindr wouldn’t be interested in women, but it appears that it is indeed used by folks that aren’t men. TIL.

No need to be teste, I got you.

he looks like balls lmao

Teabag