Who are the interested buyers? I’ll mail a sample directly posthaste.

Jesus’.

What if you’re caught? Won’t it be obvious when you put down all the correct answers?

When you find the door that leads here, you’re out of the cave. Just walk through until you hit the lobby:

I’m really sorry if this is how you’re finding out, dude. We sent you an invitation, but you never RSVP’d. We missed your presence. Everyone else on Lemmy was there. It was a beautiful ceremony in her hometown back in Poland.

Assetto Corsa ftw

Were you an RA?

Nicole and I are living happily on a little farm in Upstate NY with our three children. Thanks, Lemmy, for introducing me to my “Fediverse Chick!” Felt like she fell right into my lap. Literally all I had to do was respond!

He had Weapons of Ass Destruction.

You’re not going to believe this…you will be shocked…

I never realized we hired those guys, too.

Didn’t have to get all personal about it at the end, bro. I was already having a rough day, now you’re just attacking me. :(

When you make school shootings look bad, you make America look bad.

I haven’t followed the case, are they Trump judges?

I don’t mean anything bad. I just feel for the people who lost their jobs.

Big Beautiful Pooh 😍

Sorry, God’s into this shit.

You’re right that they exist to ragebait you. But you’re wrong that they don’t love each other. They have all found the real deal, true love, because that will make you rage even harder.

Funny that you mention it, because after you forgot your anniversary, your wife and I did meet up!