my greatest creations while drunk involved frozen pizzas with added toppings. bake as usual. extra cheese, peppers, mushrooms, tomatoes… w/e was available. occasionally passed out before the timer went off. slight smoke damage until it became charcoal. quit drinking but still like the pizzas;

here’s fish tacos with sardines. feel the love;

Putin’s trying to out-do us. ‘hold my beer’

makes it go away faster

internet logins I use sleep(5) for login fail. slows the brute force bots. 500000? that needs a progress bar

stoner brother had some letters etched on his fingers spelling his name, iirc. one screw-up crossed out… stupid and permanent. never wanted anything to do with it. army guys would get the dumbest shit engraved. drunk no doubt. spider webs looked pretty cool but, permanent? no thanks

your job sucks

it can be defeated. but easier to switch os.

take owner of folder then deny access to all. delete the folder and it will create a new one.

mosquitos attack your cats under influence of your repellent. what could go wrong.

🖇️ can help? same guy

have your free bot fix it while you get stuff done. i’d just make mine yellow all the time. wut is teams?

time better spent rtfm and thinking

old games? https://www.romsgames.net/

used to play these free years ago. ymmv

🫧

science still wins.

orange card

was prescribed tricyclic antidepressants off label for pain. doc told me they weren’t addictive. they lied. soul–crushing anxiety withdrawal. symptoms improved immediately with one dose. ‘dependency’ is what they called it. pain would have been easier to deal with. two years of tapering and treating anxiety with SSRI etc. nortriptyline is addictive. say no. weed has no withdrawals and helps with the pain.

dick pills. let little brain drive a while 🧠

pbs on an antenna. rest is unwatchable crap usually.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Brooks