And depending on how that goes, the US will introduce a populationcap of 100,000,000 to help push along the 75% of American ls the HF wants to kill.

Oh. Wow. So we are the superior English? Fascinating.

Ok let me cook.

Yes?

Well. Unless it’s Warhammer. Then it’s ALL micro transactions lol.

And I have friends everywhere.

Except breaking into a top secret CIA vault housing mysterious objects that have reversed entropy

I bet I can make it even more uncomfortable for you to read.

Ok, so.

The last 5 women I went on dates with have been neurodivergent. I matched with two NTs, and you know what? The NDs understand how to connect.

Every single ND woman I’ve dated in the past few months could tell when I put on a mask, and reminded me she was safe.

And you know what? I still overwhelmed two of them. But the others? They were unphased.

Now that’s what I call mindfulness.

They wouldn’t text. That’s too nice.

They’d call. And call. And call. Until you pick up. And when you do all you hear is “food?”

I’m just shitposting now

Yeah look I haven’t gotten that far yet. Could I have? Almost certainly.

Narrator: it turns out he was simultaneously both not in Alabama nor not on meth.

This is why dating is hard for me.

I’m calm cool and collected when I don’t feel safe.

Then as soon as I do, I’m immediately too much.

I need a clipboard for normal interactions maybe.

Are you In Alabama when you posted that comment?

See that’s the problem with age differences.

If I tell you they are 23 years apart, you think “uhh”.

If I tell you they are 17 and 40, you think “UHHHHH”

Lets see if it applies to me:

Me and her are 11 years apart.

Me and her are 23 and 34.

Hmm.

JFC I hate it.

But it’s so cursed I want it

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE