Leave my cousin out of this.

God I wish I had half the jawline of an average runway model

John McAfee had that post about how fucking whales isn’t bestiality so maybe it’s him?

Did you intend this to sound like that NIN song

Go on your favorite search engine and look up christian sonic fanart. Have some bleach on hand in case your eyes need it.

I saw one of his recent movies, creatively called Murder Mystery, and I liked it. It ws just Clue with Adam and everyone in the movie looked like they were having fun.

Can’t relate.

Makes sense that sonic isn’t as popular in japan since neither is christianity.

The spell ain’t lifting broseph MAGA said all this shit first term but they still kept sucking on it and got him a second term.

I feel attacked that one of the jobdonthavers is wearing a TTGL shirt.

Google maps big zoom mode

If god didn’t want us to drink and drive then why’d he invent those nifty beer can hats?

We Are All One Mind

spakethed with thine mind

If we don’t trace the rays how will we know if they escape

Reading these sentences is making my brain aneurysm WHY IS THERE A PERIOD IN THE NAME

Kitty :3

buck off buddy (¬_¬)

I never said that.