Anne of Green Gables actor whatsherface

we really do adore her

This comment in itself is a subversion. It leads you to believe it’s going somewhere but then

how do you retire at 40?

waitress all dressed like nurses in bondage, writes me a cheque and says “I want you to sign this”

oh mate Im still fucking assembling mine. Lubricating everything slowed everything right down (pay no attention to lubrication tips on the internet: no one knows what they’re talking about)

Getting the frame square without clamps was difficult. I wish someone told me beforehand, “hey, get some angle clamps”

And of course, finding the damn pieces, and not wondering if the provider forgot to pack some

No you’re not… I think you’re actually quite nice…

I’d eat three

The Good Place has a nice answer here: your mind fades into forgetfulness as every whim is accomplished without any challenge

Meh, the eyes have evolved to be too squinty as a way to deal with LED overbrightness. I like the classic look

*Meanwhile in Germany*

Europeans are not wrong.
*twizzles moustache villainously*

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Cubed contraptions coagulate coarser

I’d eat two

thanks for posting this, just went down a huge rabbithole!