Just subpoena them back, and say you’ll respond when they do.

NO U.

To shreds you say?

Does that look like spit to you?

Currently, people just get startled and upset. In the other world, their head will be stuck in the ceiling, which will be hilarious.

Luigi? Where are ya buddy?

I only know one guy who does it, but he’s made a successful career out of it. Has a wife, kid on the way, new car, and races as a hobby.

That being said, use all of the protective gear. Toxic fumes and eye damage are real.

I’m gonna sneak up behind you, and…

MEEP! MEEP!

Have you considered joining a trade? The jobs are in high demand and pay well. Once licensed yourself you can be your own boss if you don’t like the companies.

May all ice employees have their food spat in, or worse.

See: waiting, the movie

Your joke detector is broken

Also Battlestar Galactica (The newer one)

Social media isn’t bad, just ask early Facebook users or current lemmy users. Corporations definitely turn them to shit marketing services. See same examples.

My anecdotal take has more to do with a deterioration of polite society and the proliferation of easily accessible information, which happens to paint a negative picture. Also, get off my lawn you kids!

Feel free to blame a corporate cock sucking Republicans for this lovely situation and the chicken shit Democrats who had Republicans by the balls and flinched anyway.

Kirby sales…

I’d like to see the image on the back at tramp stamp size and height

You’ll probably need a uhaul to move all that fertilizer. So I’d recommend that too. Oh, and get some barrels of fuel oil. You didn’t want to run out of gas

Better burn down your house, can’t be too careful.

Gravel around your house. Bad guys don’t want to be heard.

Exterior lighting everywhere, bad guys don’t want to be seen.