As someone posted elsewhere, remember that the measles is just one of the Ms in the MMR vaccine. Just wait until mumps puts in an appearance and all the unvaccinated post pubescent guys down there have their balls swell up like softballs.

As long as there’s no Rainbows or Men in Dresses WHO CARES? If Measles KILLS my Child its just GODS WILL!

Just give your baby or child vitamin A and boatloads of ivermectin, every conservative swears it works to cure measles in toddlers.

End measles now. Just stop counting the cases

If you are experiencing hearing loss, try to move away from the face-eating leopards. Prolonged exposure can cause permanent deafness in some cases.

Bad news though: the leopards have legs and can follow you.

Ts and Ps