I brought him on a goody good playthrough and regretted it.

If a tree on public land falls in a forest and crushes Mike Led, does anyone care?

It’s not terrorism if the government does it. /s

It’s just a progress report on his jar filling

At least you can use him to make nachos

He learned his lesson, which is why he trims the center of his mustache.

He never buys a round-trip ticket.

But she disappears after one season, so that’s good

That shit still breaks me 😭

I got in trouble for saying “Calm your tits” once, because it was just what my friend group said. It’s not common anymore

Holes

I’m sorry.

But that might let minorities actually compete,which would be unfair /s

AP: https://apnews.com/article/washington-dc-protest-trump-national-guard-bowser-4be4aa848351500f76b8314ce53ba48e

Pretty much for the last 50 years

I never broke the law. I AM THE LAW!

They’re going to privatize it

He’s under the table

Including most national Democrats

It was off by more than an inch. They adjusted it up about 1/2" to get it back within accepted levels.

We’re thinking about selling the house, so I don’t want to draw attention to the cracks, but I also don’t want them torpedoing a sale