This is freaking me out.

I just read Salad Fingers’ Wikipedia from a reddit link, which brought me to the first episode. Then I come here for a cleanse and here he is again.

I’m awake in a fever dream.

I don’t know the first thing about football, and only slightly more about the situation.

Can someone ELI5 the worst thing that happens if the game doesn’t go ahead ?

Just like everything else in America. Performative, over the top and slow.

That hose would have been straighter going over the car.

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Adam Conover is the human version of a nothing burger.

I’m not American, or in America.

Thanks for that!

I’ll just hold my breath while I wait for the consequences…

Pure virtue signalling.

I have them on in work almost everyday and I’ve yet to hear them play a song of his to begin with.

There’s an app called Just Run.

Perfect for getting back into it, and it’s free. Do it at a pace you can handle but challenge yourself a little each time to build stamina. Consistency is your best friend.

Youtube for warm up and cool down exercises. Stretch!

Well he would have to say that, being the FIFA World Peace Prize recipient and all.

There’s bots all over various subs calling this AI and saying how grateful we actually are to have him visiting.

Bizarre and scary in equal measure.

I can’t wait.

Hard to beat Glendalough and any moutain route to it.

What’s religion got to do with anything?

I’m more excited about this than I have been for any movie in ages.

But…but…that’s antisemitic…right?

I have family in America, they all drove here and had no problem driving there.

Me on the other hand am a bit gimpy so I didn’t try driving there. I’m sure if I just went out and did it I’d be fine.

“That’s an absolute lie!”

Oh ok then. Sorry to bother you Mr War Criminal, as you were.

That’s a separate question.