ZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoFrom Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 yearsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareFrom Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 yearsZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoWhen picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhen picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square0fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day agoIf I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoGotye is just someone that we used to know.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareGotye is just someone that we used to know.Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoMen who have their balls removed at an early age are 300% more successful.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMen who have their balls removed at an early age are 300% more successful.rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 2 days agothe flintstones vitamins people should make a candy productplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarethe flintstones vitamins people should make a candy productplus-squareoriginalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days agoHamburger Helper and Rice-A-Roni might be the same thing.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHamburger Helper and Rice-A-Roni might be the same thing.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 days agoInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 days agoA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squareElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agoCause-effect was always a broken narrative. Twice-broken when you attach a pricetag.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCause-effect was always a broken narrative. Twice-broken when you attach a pricetag.rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoPets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-square58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 4 days agoGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Like the wind...@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days agoEvery game console released after 2000 is technically a Game & Watch.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareEvery game console released after 2000 is technically a Game & Watch.Like the wind...@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Opinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days agoIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squareOpinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agoI bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, because of their knowledge of lighting, angles, depth perception, and whatnot.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, because of their knowledge of lighting, angles, depth perception, and whatnot.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoThe only correct way to watch FOX news is to pretend you're a billionaire or actually be a billionaire. Otherwise I can't see it be anything but masochistic.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe only correct way to watch FOX news is to pretend you're a billionaire or actually be a billionaire. Otherwise I can't see it be anything but masochistic.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
shalafi@lemmy.world · 5 days agoBeing employed and hunting a new job is much like having a girlfriend. When you have the extra self-confidence, and they know you're wanted, your stock goes up.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareBeing employed and hunting a new job is much like having a girlfriend. When you have the extra self-confidence, and they know you're wanted, your stock goes up.shalafi@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square0fedilink
pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 days agoIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 days agomessage-square0fedilink
