Apeman42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agoIf we are in a simulation, maybe yawning is an animation glitch.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down112
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareIf we are in a simulation, maybe yawning is an animation glitch.plus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square35fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-217 hours agoChristianity needs an update. Since weed is legal they should add it to sacrament. I mean, after some munchies and wine I'm always down for a joint.message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down126
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareChristianity needs an update. Since weed is legal they should add it to sacrament. I mean, after some munchies and wine I'm always down for a joint.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-217 hours agomessage-square26fedilink
OccultIconoclast@reddthat.comEnglish · 1 day agoAnd then I'll sell my AI, so everyone can make drawings - EVERYONE can be an artist! And when everyone's an artist... no one will beplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down132
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squareAnd then I'll sell my AI, so everyone can make drawings - EVERYONE can be an artist! And when everyone's an artist... no one will beplus-squareOccultIconoclast@reddthat.comEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square38fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-22 hours agoGlue used to be rare and magical.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down12
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareGlue used to be rare and magical.plus-squarerainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-22 hours agomessage-square15fedilink
dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caEnglish · 24 minutes ago"he" stands for "high efficiency" for detergent and washers, and in the future there could be "she" for "super high efficiency"lemmy.caimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1image"he" stands for "high efficiency" for detergent and washers, and in the future there could be "she" for "super high efficiency"lemmy.cadullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caEnglish · 24 minutes agomessage-square2fedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoUsing 24-hour format and 12-hour format together is worse than using either of those alone.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down113
arrow-up160arrow-down1message-squareUsing 24-hour format and 12-hour format together is worse than using either of those alone.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square22fedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down14
arrow-up1140arrow-down1message-squareWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squarekirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square12fedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 2 days agoAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”message-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1453arrow-down111
arrow-up1442arrow-down1message-squareAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square37fedilink
Rob@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoNo matter how crooked a mirror is, it always shows you a straight image.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down112
arrow-up198arrow-down1message-squareNo matter how crooked a mirror is, it always shows you a straight image.plus-squareRob@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square9fedilink
MoonRaven@feddit.nlEnglish · edit-219 hours agoMonths ago, I archived the Facebook app, muscle memory is strong, so I always open Lemmy. I didn't realize how nice it is to have an ad-free replacement until recently. Filled with the content I love.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1201arrow-down13
arrow-up1198arrow-down1message-squareMonths ago, I archived the Facebook app, muscle memory is strong, so I always open Lemmy. I didn't realize how nice it is to have an ad-free replacement until recently. Filled with the content I love.plus-squareMoonRaven@feddit.nlEnglish · edit-219 hours agomessage-square3fedilink
bladerunnerspider@lemmy.world · edit-218 hours agodonuts to dollarsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down11
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squaredonuts to dollarsplus-squarebladerunnerspider@lemmy.world · edit-218 hours agomessage-square3fedilink
Meadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 3 days agoThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down111
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squareMeadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square24fedilink
ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-24 days agoUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up1372arrow-down111
arrow-up1361arrow-down1message-squareUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squareѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-24 days agomessage-square142fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 days agoA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down115
arrow-up190arrow-down1message-squareA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square16fedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 3 days agoDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.message-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1377arrow-down138
arrow-up1339arrow-down1message-squareDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.NONE@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square39fedilink
SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.message-squaremessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down128
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square33fedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 4 days agoCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsmessage-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down114
arrow-up1108arrow-down1message-squareCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsLanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square26fedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down115
arrow-up1257arrow-down1message-squareThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square25fedilink
philz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementmessage-squaremessage-square331fedilinkarrow-up11.71Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.69Karrow-down1message-squareI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementphilz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square331fedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · 2 days agoMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down13
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square1fedilink
