AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-228 minutes agoThe Lord of the Rings spinoff the world needs right now isn’t Rings of Power or Hunt for Gollum—it’s a feature-length version of the Scouring of the Shire. message-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down12
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareThe Lord of the Rings spinoff the world needs right now isn’t Rings of Power or Hunt for Gollum—it’s a feature-length version of the Scouring of the Shire. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-228 minutes agomessage-square14linkfedilink
Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 8 hours agoWait... Is Chewbacca a Spacesquatch? message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down12
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareWait... Is Chewbacca a Spacesquatch? Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 8 hours agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 13 hours agoNews could use a reboot.message-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down11
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareNews could use a reboot.Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square16linkfedilink
Jerb322@lemmy.world · edit-29 hours agoHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down12
arrow-up1136arrow-down1message-squareHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squareJerb322@lemmy.world · edit-29 hours agomessage-square49linkfedilink
ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 1 day agoThere's not such thing as a vegan billionaire. message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down113
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareThere's not such thing as a vegan billionaire. ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 1 day agomessage-square9linkfedilink
alina@lemmy.world · 2 days agoSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<message-squaremessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down110
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<alina@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square51linkfedilink
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 1 day agoAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasmessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down12
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasTheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square16linkfedilink
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 5 hours agoThe greatest Rome wasplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down17
arrow-up1-6arrow-down1message-squareThe greatest Rome wasplus-squarebacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 5 hours agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 21 hours agoIf you call someone rediculous it means they were already diculousmessage-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down120
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareIf you call someone rediculous it means they were already diculousDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square14linkfedilink
alina@lemmy.world · 2 days agoTo independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a geniusmessage-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down18
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareTo independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a geniusalina@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 days agoSolar is the new oilplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down18
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareSolar is the new oilplus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 days agomessage-square15linkfedilink
PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml · 3 days agoThere's nothing stopping you, from washing with a towel and drying with 20 wash clothsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down17
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareThere's nothing stopping you, from washing with a towel and drying with 20 wash clothsplus-squarePierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml · 3 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink
myrmidex@belgae.socialEnglish · 3 days agoWithout vowels there'd be no singingmessage-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down110
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareWithout vowels there'd be no singingmyrmidex@belgae.socialEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · edit-22 days ago"Echo Chambers" are massive unbroken spaces with no internal differentiation or divisions, not highly sorted, disconnected masses of variously interconnected smaller chambersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down15
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-square"Echo Chambers" are massive unbroken spaces with no internal differentiation or divisions, not highly sorted, disconnected masses of variously interconnected smaller chambersplus-squaresupersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · edit-22 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago"We've used AI to revise your digital journal entry in order to comply with our Terms and Conditions" might soon become a thing...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down111
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-square"We've used AI to revise your digital journal entry in order to comply with our Terms and Conditions" might soon become a thing...plus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 days agoOne day, Red Bull will be sued by someone who got high and thought Red Bull would literally give them wingsmessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down114
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareOne day, Red Bull will be sued by someone who got high and thought Red Bull would literally give them wingsFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 days agoTwintails are the wintailsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down16
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareTwintails are the wintailsplus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
kali_fornication@lemmy.world · 5 days agoThey don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute ismessage-squaremessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down118
arrow-up1163arrow-down1message-squareThey don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute iskali_fornication@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square50linkfedilink
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoWhen I first heard of the term "nuclear family", I thought it was referring to the fact that 20 century families had to deal with the constant fear of losing their family to a nuclear bomb. message-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1163arrow-down11
arrow-up1162arrow-down1message-squareWhen I first heard of the term "nuclear family", I thought it was referring to the fact that 20 century families had to deal with the constant fear of losing their family to a nuclear bomb. 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
bitcrafter@programming.dev · 2 days ago"GOOD AI DON'T THINK! (They get even.)" would be a great name for a horror movie... message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down14
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-square"GOOD AI DON'T THINK! (They get even.)" would be a great name for a horror movie... bitcrafter@programming.dev · 2 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
