compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 7 個月前Glucose ruleimagemessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1608arrow-down16
arrow-up1602arrow-down1imageGlucose rulecompostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 7 個月前message-square23linkfedilink
minus-squarecRazi_manlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·7 個月前There are many terms for this role… Carbohydrate caretaker Sucrose steward Fructose foster parent Or of you identify as female and want the gender specific descriptor then you can be a monosccharide matriarch
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 個月前Why do they need to be alliterations though? I mean, sugar daddy isn’t one either.
minus-squareHazel@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·7 個月前And sugar supplier is like, right there.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·7 個月前 Why do they need to be alliterations though? Because that makes it 36% more challenging and 42% more fun
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 個月前It can result in some rather clunky terms though. And frankly, “fructose foster parent” is cheating. That’s on the same level as, say, “sugar step daddy”.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 個月前I’m more into bisaccharides myself
minus-squarecRazi_manlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 個月前Are you talking about disaccharides? Or are you purposely mixing the term with being “bi”.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 個月前Purposefully using “bi” instead of di. I want a glucose gilf who goes both ways.
There are many terms for this role…
Carbohydrate caretaker
Sucrose steward
Fructose foster parent
Or of you identify as female and want the gender specific descriptor then you can be a monosccharide matriarch
Why do they need to be alliterations though? I mean, sugar daddy isn’t one either.
And sugar supplier is like, right there.
Because that makes it 36% more challenging and 42% more fun
It can result in some rather clunky terms though.
And frankly, “fructose foster parent” is cheating. That’s on the same level as, say, “sugar step daddy”.
Dextrose Daddy
I’m more into bisaccharides myself
Are you talking about disaccharides? Or are you purposely mixing the term with being “bi”.
Purposefully using “bi” instead of di. I want a glucose gilf who goes both ways.