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minus-squarecRazi_manlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·11 days agoThere are many terms for this role… Carbohydrate caretaker Sucrose steward Fructose foster parent Or of you identify as female and want the gender specific descriptor then you can be a monosccharide matriarch
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 days agoWhy do they need to be alliterations though? I mean, sugar daddy isn’t one either.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 days ago Why do they need to be alliterations though? Because that makes it 36% more challenging and 42% more fun
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoIt can result in some rather clunky terms though. And frankly, “fructose foster parent” is cheating. That’s on the same level as, say, “sugar step daddy”.
minus-squareHazel@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 days agoAnd sugar supplier is like, right there.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 days agoI’m more into bisaccharides myself
minus-squarecRazi_manlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 days agoAre you talking about disaccharides? Or are you purposely mixing the term with being “bi”.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 days agoPurposefully using “bi” instead of di. I want a glucose gilf who goes both ways.
There are many terms for this role…
Carbohydrate caretaker
Sucrose steward
Fructose foster parent
Or of you identify as female and want the gender specific descriptor then you can be a monosccharide matriarch
Why do they need to be alliterations though? I mean, sugar daddy isn’t one either.
Because that makes it 36% more challenging and 42% more fun
It can result in some rather clunky terms though.
And frankly, “fructose foster parent” is cheating. That’s on the same level as, say, “sugar step daddy”.
And sugar supplier is like, right there.
Dextrose Daddy
I’m more into bisaccharides myself
Are you talking about disaccharides? Or are you purposely mixing the term with being “bi”.
Purposefully using “bi” instead of di. I want a glucose gilf who goes both ways.