I call them MOLLE Millions pants 😁
Front view (yes, I know I went overboard with the attachments):

Empty (photoshopped to mirror the other leg):

I call them MOLLE Millions pants 😁
Front view (yes, I know I went overboard with the attachments):

Empty (photoshopped to mirror the other leg):

That looks like the French cleats of the clothing industry. Not bad.
Haha that’s a good way of putting it!