• Windex007@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    It’s absolutely mind boggling to me.

    Like, even if you accept the premise.

    Like, let’s riff. Let’s “yes AND” this.

    Jesus comes back. He descends from the sky, bathing in a heavenly glow. Lands himself right on the deck of the Ford.

    “Hey guys, you did it. I’m here. What’s up?”

    “Jesus, Lord and Savior, we’ve done your work.”

    “Ah, this vessel is one of mercy and service… feeding the hungry, healing the sick?”

    “Uh, no, it’s a weapons platform. We just blew up a school full of kids, actually”

    “…”

    “Also to build this ship a ton of money was spent and a bunch of kids are hungry and homeless and we could have helped them but we didn’t”

    “…”

    Like… motherfucker. If there is exactly one moment of your life that you’re praying Jesus DOESN’T come back, this should be it.