I’m sure they’d be happy to hear what you have to say, why don’t you stop by and run your ideas past them? Stay forever please
Guys, I’m starting to think we Americans may not get to pick our own next leader…
“You’ll never have to vote again”
160 million people were fine with that already.
starting? the rest of the world was telling you like a year ago that this was it for you and most Americans were all “we gotta win the next election!”
Brave of you to think that A. the next one won’t be rigged or B. you’ll even HAVE one.

The last one was rigged. The game was over when Merrick Garland didn’t imprison the traitor.
I hope Garland never sleeps again
You can pick whichever leader you want as long as it’s Trump
The Henry Ford election systemTM
He should go to Iran and hand pick the next leader.
Haven’t the Iranians been through enough?
“It’s not a regime change, but I should be the one picking the next leader”
Exclusive: Trump says you have to invite him to your birthday party and give him presents and he gets the piece of cake with the fancy chocolate thing on it

Sure, let’s get him, FIFA, Putin, and the rest of the Axis of Peace right on it!
Can we finish up with the Epstein files after?
Well yes you can when you become an Iranian citizen. How about the Donnie boy?
It will be pretty boy Kushner
…or one of Trump real estate pedo buddies.
“He’s gonna convert to Islam. He’s gonna love his 42 virgins. He likes them on the younger side”
*awkward smiles
Dead in a week. Sad.
That’s not going to happen, lolq
“Freedom” means America decides who rules you.
I must be involved in all donut taste tests going forward. I’ve declared it!

Based on your current cabinet composition, and the turnover in your last cabinet, I’m not convinced that you’re all that great at selecting people for positions, Trump.
That’s funny, the doesn’t sound very democratic… which is oddly enough the system keeping his orange ass alive at the moment.









