https://bsky.app/profile/fivel.bsky.social/post/3mfplw2k4ps2h

(Pretty sure Fivel’s talking about these things. I am unfamiliar with American cuisine, and my only memories of the 90s that remain are of video games)
https://bsky.app/profile/fivel.bsky.social/post/3mfplw2k4ps2h

(Pretty sure Fivel’s talking about these things. I am unfamiliar with American cuisine, and my only memories of the 90s that remain are of video games)
Cuz they’re made from White flour
Nah, probably because “Animal Crackers” was the original brand name for animal-shaped carbohydrate snacks, and the name stuck.
I deadass don’t remember if Animal Crackers were originally actual crackers or just extremely plain cookies. Perhaps both. Quantum superposition of snacks. Crookiers.
And this is even more confusing because now the cookie crackers have cake.