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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

you won't regret it

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you won't regret it

violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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  • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Every time i see a potential hornypost, i try to guess whether it is by violet08. Makes me smile when i guess right.

    Of course it’s fucking violet08, who else could this be

    Is exactly what i thought the second i saw this one :D

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    At least 25 or divorce, I do make the rules though.

    How tf did you get famous just by posting this?

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    mommy?

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    Oh cool.

    Hey babe. How was your day?

    • Mr.Chewy@lemmy.world
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      Ugh, accidentally sent this meme to like 3 people and now I have to deal with the birocracy cuz of a buggy phone, not of to a great start. Would you mind giving me a foot massage please perchance?

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    • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org
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      does seeing this pic from two people makes two wives, or does the latest one overwrite all previous ones 🤔

      • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
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        Up next on Sister Wives

    • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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      Damn, guess we marrying now

  • kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    yayyy

    one more for the collection!!

  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today
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  • Yliaster@lemmy.world
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    what if im gay?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Forcefemmed again

    • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world
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      You transform into a lesbian.

      • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org
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        So that’s what Optimum Pride is

      • Bonje@lemmy.world
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        Make my life, pls

  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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    Nice try, Nicole.

    • Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.world
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      Im just happy Lemmy is developing its own novelty accounts and inside jokes. Reminds me of better, older days.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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      Wtf did I do

  • Asafum@lemmy.world
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    So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      We should make a roller derby and chili cookout team

    • kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      communism

    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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      Yes?

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      Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.

      • python@lemmy.world
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        User was kicked from the polycule for this message

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    I’m keeping the kids, by the way do we have kids? Also I want child support.

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    Sorry, I’m taken already. Isn’t that right, Nicole the Fediverse Chick?

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    I just showed my husband 🥰

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    My girlfriend might get jealous, you might have to marry her too

    Then maybe we’ll marry each other

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      Oh gosh and then y’all might hold hands? I’m into this 👉👈

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        H-holding hands!?!?!? You sick deviant!

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    My last wife isn’t into sharing, sorry. You’ll have to fight to the death.

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      they both turn to face you, swords at the ready

      ‘o no’

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        I also choose this guy’s wife’s husband

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