“I’m going to take a shit.”

“Better not take any of mine! I’m saving those!”

My husband did once after biting into a spoiled tuna sandwich despite my warnings in order to prove his stomach was strong.

He is normally a very smart man, but not that day.

If taking a shit is leaving a shit, is leaving a shit, taking a shit?

Who gives a shit?

Remember, when camping:
Take only shits; leave only shits.