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slothrop@lemmy.ca to And Finally...@feddit.ukEnglish · 6 days ago

Chocolate 'Boner' Syrup Recalled for Actually Containing Viagra Ingredient

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Chocolate 'Boner' Syrup Recalled for Actually Containing Viagra Ingredient

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This week, Lockout Supplements issued a voluntary recall of its "Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup" for having unlabeled amounts of sildenafil.
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  • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca
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    I support undermining the pharmaceutical industry with a line of gas station flavored bear-based beverages.

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      Gas-station flavored? So like, roller hot dog?

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        That made me chuckle audibly

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    Oh, it’s actually the active ingredient. That’s kinda bad.

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      They’d be really lucky not to have killed anyone.

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        death by schloo schloo

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          What?

  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    why does Viagra have to be a controlled substance? what’s the big deal

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      Heart attacks and catastrophic blood pressure loss. Anything that fucks with blood pressure, and that’s what an erection is, can kill you pretty easily if you don’t know what you’re doing.

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        what if they just put pictures of dead people having a heart attacks on the package

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          Dead people don’t have heart attacks.

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            then how did they die?

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              Heart attack while they were alive.

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                how does that help

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                  It doesn’t. They died.

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          I’m personally fine with it, but I’m also on the side of legalizing everything.

          That’s a lot of the problem with them selling it as a chocolate after all, it pretends you’re not dealing with serious medication and not thinking in terms of poisoning and multiplier effects. People simply don’t think about these things without warnings.

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            one thing about the us is if healthcare is not a right and provided publically then they should at least put no restrictions on drugs of any kind. People should be able to self medicate if we are not providing doctors to decide on medication.

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          this kills the erection

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      it’s actually a heart medication and can kill you if taken improperly.

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    Better than their other flavors, diarrhea vanilla, found to have real exlax…

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