• Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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      Fun fact: if you have a vagina you can do a maneuver called “vaginal splinting!” If you’re constipated you can just stick a finger up your vagina (I find using my thumb to be the easiest), and you press on the back wall. You can literally just squeeze the shit out like it’s a tube of toothpaste!

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          I like to look on the bright side when I can. A penis seems better in many ways and It’s very possible I would have been happier to be born with one naturally (stand to pee when hiking, less random goop, easier to top), but I do also have to remind myself that the vagina has at least a few upsides (splinting, easier to bottom). Many people also like the feature where you get a little copy of yourself but personally I had that patched out.

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        what the fuck that’s sick

        the gender neutral vereion of this must be using chopsticks to pull poop out of your own butt

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          I have no idea whether you’re using the positive or negative connotation of sick but in either case my answer would be “you’re welcome” so.