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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 days ago

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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 days ago
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    When I try and measure just enough spaghetti for two people…

    • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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      It depends on the surface area, it takes a lot of pasta to cover two people.

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    Those women look like they’re about to get sauced.

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    When you have skipped your cooking classes and now try to solve your team homework.

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    Either drugs or porn. Or both. But that would be unethical.

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    Seriously, I need a source on that. Or a keyword to enter on that kind of websites.

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    So this is the kink your other meme is about, isn’t it?

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    Yo, is that some kind of human ramen 🍜, boss?

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    SPAGHETTI FOR THE ONE TRUE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

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    Erotic

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    This is not the proper way to make pasta puttanesca.

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    Pasta IS drugs!

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