I’m so pissed lol this job is gonna be easier and more chill than every job I ever had before, it pays more and I am no longer bound to a cash register. Also it just so happens one of my best friends has the cubicle next door.

  • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    26 days ago

    White collar trick: When you want to talk to your buddy, call them with your company line to their company line. People will think you’re productive and important because you’re always on the phone even though you’re just goofing off with your buddy. People will also be less likely to bother you because they think you’re working.