Roy secured his spot in the general election by creating his own third party, the Freedom and Unity party.

It often takes more work, but of a different kind, to establish a third party, than to win the nomination (I know nothing of Vermont’s rules). Good work!

A real life Ben Wyatt.

Well…he’s smarter than our President, so why the fuck not? Then again, pind scum is smarter than President Rump.

I’d rather have a golden retriever as governor personally. If you’re going to cite the Air Bud Rule at least be an Air Bud.