Cast Animate Object on the wheelchair and make it spin in place as fast as possible for the entire spell duration. Weeeee!

“Ranlar with no experience walking let alone running falls to the ground immediately”

“Anon doesn’t actually play DnD and just made it up like every other greentext”

> Nat 20
> The spell fails anyway because (a) congenital disabilities aren’t wounds and (b) crits only apply to attacks to begin with