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Meanwhile conservatives are like “I think the problem with society is we have given cows TOO much choice!”
There’s a merger or an acquisition somewhere between point A and B
All mergers/acquisitions are bad for the economy.
I sell shoes and I hire an accountant. My neighbour sells shoes and hires an accountant.
I buy his shoe business, now the 2nd accountant is redundant and there’s less jobs in the market.
The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these large containers–
You know when you know it
Will no one think of the poor shareholders?! /s
