dude, just order 2 desserts for yourself: one for you, and one for ms. “i don’t want dessert”
problem solved now and forever
Alternatively, if you’re overweight, just be happy that she’s helping you reduce calorie intake
Then she doesn’t eat it out of spite
And then you eat two desserts out of counter-spite. Win win.
I thought this was a common thing lol
I’ve been ordering twice as many fries as I actually want because after 15 years of marriage I goddamn well know that despite her saying she doesn’t want any fries she’s going to eat half my fries lol
I have the opposite. I grew up with my parents guilt tripping me “starving* kids in Africa” stuff, and so my wife is one who rarely finishes a meal, snack, or dessert, so I’m “stuck” eating the leftovers haha.
I’ve learned to order less while out, cuz she won’t eat leftovers either (or rarely does) so I get to try hers instead of it going to waste.
You shouldn’t start kids anywhere unless you plan on taking care of them.
Haha, damn swipe text!



