Add CGI droids to Wrath of Kahn?
Add a terrible CGI jazz number to the opening of Final Frontier instead of Row Row Row Your Boat?
A scene where Kirk walks around one of the whales from Voyage Home and steps over their tail?
What would you add? Take a film and go to town.
ST the motion picture but the circling shots of the docked enterprise goes on for 2 hours.
Why do you want to shorten it so much?
2 additional hours.
It’s not that long already? lol
The TNG sequel can be the 2 hour extended cut of the saucer disconnecting from the rest of the ship
Star Trek: Generations directors cut feature the saucer section crashing along the surface of Veridian III for 45 minutes
I see you are a person of culture, who has also seen the director’s cut!
Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country
But all the set redress shots are redone with CGI. That way the President’s office doesn’t look like Ten-Forward with a curtain, and Main engineering looks more period accurate.
Khan shot first
Truth!
ST III: The Search for Gonzo
I’m all in.
Cameo from the Menomena aliens, please?
10/10
Would run into a weird reactor pedestal room that had something to do with the warp core to save this.
The needs of the Manamena outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one.
Han solo running into a star trek reactor for the needs of the many. Oh those good ol’ days
Thought of another while making the second.
It’s beautiful.
Best I can do is these guys
Yepyepyepyep
Uh-huhuhhuhuhhuhuh
Everybody’s faces are replaced with the faces of the actors from the J. J. Abrams films
Fuck. You win, for the peak combination of awful and likely to happen. No one tell Paramount.
One tribble is added to every single scene aboard the Enterprise. They do nothing. They are simply there. Occasionally one rolls across the background during a tense dialogue exchange.
And add a little Tribble sound that only shows up on surround sound setups, always behind the viewer
Star Trek V, I need to see Spock with modern day CGI rescuing Kirk falling off a mountain with jet boots. But keep the ‘row row row your boat’ scene as is. ^^
Why just the TOS movies? Why not take the piss outta the TNG movies as well? I’ll start.
Insurrection, but with Riker playing Descent on the bridge viewscreen with that joystick that can pop outta the floor.
Add Korean romance series visual effects and soundtrack for Spock’s death scene.
