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The digital directorate in France will switch from Windows to Linux and the state is embarking on a major project to reduce the “outer European digital dependency”
The subject of digital sovereignty has been imposed in the public debate since the beginning of 2026 in the face of a hypothesis: and if the United States cut off access to some of its technologies in Europe.
In France, the Prime Minister commissioned the Inter-Ministerial Directorate of Digital Affairs (DINUM) to “reduce the state’s extra-European digital dependencies”. It is this body that supervises the computer equipment and the deployment of services to the various government administrations.
The first target is now known: it is Windows.
With what would that creep threaten them? That he’ll come over and fuck their couch? I mean it’s disgusting, but if you prepare the couch appropriately, it’ll hurt him more than you.
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He could threaten them with a friendly visit, like when he visited the Pope or Orban.
They could threaten to buy a load of French red wine and then pour it in the gutter. And rename french fries to freedom fries. It all worked so well the last time.
Where did this Vance fucking couch thing come into origin??? I need to know
His autobiography
It all started when he fucked a couch.
I don’t know, but it deserves to be disseminated further. That guy needs to go down in history as some weirdo known for fucking couches.