My coworker and I made our own Sriracha and kept a bottle in the work fridge. It was labeled and dated. The lunchroom thief was raiding our Sriracha, which was no big deal in and of itself. The dick move was that this person would make a mess on the outside of the bottle and not wipe it off. So we put some one million SHU capsaicin extract in the bottle, which we enjoy, but melts the face on most people who aren’t dumbasses like us.
Total fail: it turned out the thief also preferred the hotter sauce.
Who tf out here just eating loose, unwrapped ice cream bars from a work freezer?
I guess it wouldn’t be hard to carefully unwrap it and then put the soaped ice cream back in the wrapper. I don’t think an office food thief will be too observant.
Would be interesting for parents with kids that keep sneaking treats from the freezer despite multiple warnings…
thats child abuse
The best kind tho
I hate how it is illegal in American laws to defend yourself from thieves in some cases. The liability concept is weird.
im almost dissapointed, that this hasnt been an issue yet where i work.
i like (by european standarts at least)
rather spicy food.it would certainly be entertaining if somebody where to steal the wrong lunch from me.
Do be careful. In the US (and I’d imagine must of Europe, but don’t know) it is illegal to boobytrap. Which (again US) has been upheld up include putting knowing harmful ingredients in food you expected to get stolen. Spicy food you intend to eat yourself is fine, but spicy food you don’t intend to eat yourself may go over the line.
Develop a poison immunity and fuck everyone up
Once youre eating Carolina reapers for the flavor, youre already there.
