Haven’t been to the office in close to 6 months and had to oversee some after-hours network maintenance this evening. It went well for once, and I was home by 11pm. Usually we exceed the maintenance window and have to roll back and try again.
Haven’t been to the office in close to 6 months and had to oversee some after-hours network maintenance this evening. It went well for once, and I was home by 11pm. Usually we exceed the maintenance window and have to roll back and try again.
But think of the increased synergy from all the mandatory in-person team building! The synergy, tuckerm!
I have not needed to eat for three weeks. I am sustained by pure synergy now. I exist in the infinity of time and space and AI chatbots, perfectly connected by the ultimate quarterly objectives.
Truly you most post this epiphany to LinkedIn