violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agowanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hoursimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1549arrow-down114
arrow-up1535arrow-down1imagewanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hoursviolet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square73linkfedilink
minus-squareMintyFresh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down2·1 day agoI’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·edit-21 day agoThat feels like a valid poetic choice to me, but that “who’s” is getting to me, Though tbf, referring to your penis as thirst itself is also pretty poetic
minus-squareusualsuspect191@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 day agoGive the got a break, not all the blood is going to his brain
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoThirsty Penis Syndrome, bigly. Everybody says so.
I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,
But wait there’s more,
Straight to hell,
Add a comma? Also hell,
That feels like a valid poetic choice to me, but that “who’s” is getting to me,
Though tbf, referring to your penis as thirst itself is also pretty poetic
Give the got a break, not all the blood is going to his brain
Thirsty Penis Syndrome, bigly. Everybody says so.